the mexican rice was indeed delicious. furthermore, complacency can be projected as a theory, but the problem stemmed more from the enemy's superior wit. in fact, the enemy outplayed the general and his troops by waiting them out, and pouncing on the delicious rice at OUR weakest hour. however, it has brought a wrath upon itself that knows no end. we shall destroy the enemy and bring justice to the world, under god!

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what i meant to say was, "i'm in cleveland now".