just so everyone knows, phil is now jelly, and jon parker is now simply parker (not sven!). anyways, in light of this, i propose a nickname for ajay.

not that ajay itself isn't short, but so is phil and jon, so let's move on.

ajay was always #3 in the indian chain of command, behind arjune and myself. furthermore, this little snippet should secure his new nickname

Ajaymal (10:34:44 PM): I mean - how the hell can you ask for someone to be articulate in a somewhat convoluted and generally poorly articulated manner
crazyniv (10:35:01 PM): clearly you aren't the man for the job, mr. three-syllable-minimum

ladies and gentlemen, i present you with ajay "three" malhotra.