hello donut man
i am chad at museum
please feed me donuts
donut man was nice
i am chad at museum
i am very fat
i'm gonna make the site show the last 5 posts cuz i'm posting like a fiend now
i write too many posts
comments
re: bring that shit to me
chad wrote some haikus
on elscorcho; my own home!
he shall be beaten
re: ok, smokey
niv thinks he can win
a haiku battle with me
but this is not true
re: required my ass
oh silly young lads
caught up in a haiku fight
haiku is for love!
re: your time is now
perhaps chadwick should
take a look around <a href="creative.php">this site</a>.
better get busy
re: required, motherfucker
html does
not work as i had planned for;
now i feel stupid
re: grr
haiku is for the
birds, literally. nature
is the main subject
re: geoff is wrong
haiku is for love
geoff tells niv and chad to stop
but they love to fight
re: frogs are nature
niv says he is frogs
haiku is about nature
frogs are natural
re: chad is fat
i declare myself
the winner of this battle
but not of the war
re:
niv and chad argue
bringing friends in the middle
dont make me fight back
re: niv is thin
when work ends today
i will retire from this war
due to my boredom
re: i like geoff
i want geoff by my
side, even though he never
writes a damn title
re: die niv
geoff, let us ally
roommates must stick together
we must destroy niv
re: history repeating
first, we won wheeland
next, we will win the haiku
chad, you never win
re: history lesson
i befriended geoff
next year i befriended niv
i caused your friendship
re:
who is this we, niv?
allies we were for wheeland
but im neutral here
re: neutral, eh?
I can make your life
A living hell should i choose
So side with me, Geoff
re: ironically
the irony is
that we have defeated you
despite all that crap
re: i didn't win wheeland alone
wheeland was our first
great victory; many more
shall follow, i think.
re: biblical lessons
i caused your friendship
and as the bible teaches
makers can destroy
re: oh jesus
the bible teaches
many things, and some die for
their lessons. asshole.
re:
i dont like threats, chad
yet for now im still neutral
but you're on thin ice
re: napoleon complex
napoleon was
small, so he fought wars, but niv
fights with intellect
re: chad sees dead people
chad makes threats that he
cannot back up. he also
writes stupid haiku.
re: uh oh
lunch break is over
so i cannot type so much
back to stupid work
re: the great haiku battle
geoff was switzerland
he neutrally witnessed a
battle of great wits
re: wow
most comments ever
insulting each other is
the way to go, yes?

re: yes, you do
my name is nirav
my life is sad and stupid
so i write haiku
wish my name were frogs
instead of niv "smokey" shah
cause i like dumb names