floriengler (4:48:48 PM): best story ever for you!
floriengler (4:48:49 PM): so
monsterniv (4:48:55 PM): you got 10 minutes
floriengler (4:48:58 PM): i'm at this party at a bar in chelsea sat night
monsterniv (4:49:00 PM): ok
floriengler (4:49:05 PM): a birthday party for a kid from my high school
monsterniv (4:49:09 PM): ok
floriengler (4:49:10 PM): mini-reunion like
floriengler (4:49:11 PM): anyway
floriengler (4:49:20 PM): so like 5 or so of us are catching up at a table
monsterniv (4:49:26 PM): ok
floriengler (4:49:27 PM): and there's this one kid not from our school
floriengler (4:49:31 PM): someone's friend or something
floriengler (4:49:32 PM): anyway
floriengler (4:49:36 PM): being all friendly
floriengler (4:49:53 PM): i stretch my hand across the table to this kid and go, hi i havent met you, i'm flori
floriengler (4:50:01 PM): and the kid pauses
floriengler (4:50:03 PM): looks at me
floriengler (4:50:05 PM): and says:
floriengler (4:50:12 PM): i know you.... i've seen you on friendster
monsterniv (4:50:25 PM): ewwwww
floriengler (4:50:27 PM): i know
floriengler (4:50:34 PM): so i pull my arm back across the table
monsterniv (4:50:39 PM): yeah
floriengler (4:50:41 PM): and he's like, that was really creepy, huh?
floriengler (4:50:44 PM): i'm like, oh yes
monsterniv (4:50:44 PM): haha
monsterniv (4:50:45 PM): hahahaha
floriengler (4:50:45 PM): hehe
monsterniv (4:50:48 PM): well good for him
floriengler (4:51:53 PM): so later
floriengler (4:51:56 PM): the kid comes up to me
floriengler (4:52:02 PM): and is like, i feel bad about before
floriengler (4:52:06 PM): can i buy you a drink?
floriengler (4:52:09 PM): so i look down
floriengler (4:52:12 PM): at my FULL glass
floriengler (4:52:16 PM): and i'm like, i'm ok, thanks
monsterniv (4:52:20 PM): hahaha
monsterniv (4:52:23 PM): what a goofball
floriengler (4:52:25 PM): and the kid literally RUNS away
floriengler (4:52:27 PM): so awk
monsterniv (4:52:30 PM): AWKNERD
monsterniv (4:52:38 PM): wow
monsterniv (4:52:38 PM): i think
monsterniv (4:52:42 PM): i just invented a word
monsterniv (4:52:50 PM): oh my god
floriengler (4:52:52 PM): hahahahah
monsterniv (4:52:54 PM): Your search - awknerd - did not match any documents.
floriengler (4:52:55 PM): AMAZING
floriengler (4:52:57 PM): haha
floriengler (4:52:58 PM): too bad
floriengler (4:53:02 PM): you invented it!!!!
monsterniv (4:53:06 PM): oh my god
monsterniv (4:53:09 PM): what do i do now
monsterniv (4:53:12 PM): do i buy the domain name
monsterniv (4:53:16 PM): do i create aim screennames
monsterniv (4:53:18 PM): gmail accounts
monsterniv (4:53:23 PM): YELL FROM MOUNTAINS?
floriengler (4:53:34 PM): hahahahahahahahaha
floriengler (4:53:40 PM): i'm laughing out loud and people are starring
i just registered awknerd.com.

re: yell from mountains?
im still in the goddamn mountains of tennessee, so i can yell this for you, if you would like