first dream:

i am in the ocean, swimming like a fish. i am with jen and jesus christ. jesus is wearing a brewers t-shirt and is pretty emphatic that he is a brewers fan. however, once we get on land, i discover that he is a low-A pitching prospect in another farm system. also, no one else realizes that he is, in fact, jesus christ.

second dream:

playing catch with a football on an incredibly grassy hill that has a sharp, sharp decline behind me. i believe i was playing with co-workers. the football was a nerf vortex. someone over threw the ball at me (if i remember right, i did not like the person throwing the ball very much; i do not wish to speculate on who the person might have been) and i ran back, aware of the cliff, and stumbled and... caught the ball with my ear somehow. i cannot explain this, though my ear did start hurting at this point, and i woke up soon after due to this ear pain. i did not wake up before chris turk came over to me and said that my catch was awesome and asked how i did it. i responded - "i caught it with my ear." he still seemed impressed.

fin.