first song heard in california: hey there delilah (which i hate, by the way). first story in california:

me: driving up 101
first exit
Geoffrey: ok
me: had an in n out
now
god
this story is actually awesome
let me get it right
so this starts over at avis
Geoffrey: ok
me: indian dude
says i have a midsize car for a week
"elantra or pt cruiser"
all i heard was pt cruiser
Geoffrey: haha
me: i said "what was the first thing?"
hyundai elantra
i say elantra, clearly
Geoffrey: clearly
me: "oh, no more elantras"
Geoffrey: god
me: in his fucking indian accent
so i have a pt cruiser
which like
the dome light
doesn't turn on
unless the door opens
so you can't see shit inside the car
Geoffrey: ok
me: at least, this is what i know so far
the fucking window controls are above the AC controls in the center
so who knows with that car
Geoffrey: thats dumb
me: soooo dumb
so anyway
first exit after airport
in n out
i follow 3 cars
to this bustling in n out
thinking to myself
that every single one that exists must be always busy
order double double with onions and a coke
get a rootbeer
and no onions
Geoffrey: gah
me: and since i couldn't see shit inside the car
i think i ate wrapper
well
i know i ate some wrapper
for sure
and it was still amazing
Geoffrey: hahahaha
god
me: i hate the pt cruiser though
Geoffrey: that
well
yeah
clearly